Dudes and Dudettes,Good news. I was planning on bringing back the Running Man dance move, but the world isn't ready for that yet. So instead I'm bringing back the Bonus Jack™. If you're not familiar, it's got twice the meats and cheeses, triple bun action, and my famous secret sauce. I could tell you what's in the "secret sauce" but then I'd have to change the name to "everyone knows what's in this sauce". And that's too many words, people.
Stop in and try the Bonus Jack™ combo for just $3.99. Tell ‘em the computer sent you.
- Jack
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